About Me
My name is, something you ask when we meet. If it be online, I shall say it then. Otherwise you may call me Jean Paul, or something fancy like that. I could wear a beret and live solely off of baguettes smothered in Philly. How unsophisticated, no?
In all seriousness, I am ordinary - but the nice kind of ordinary. Well, I do hope you see it that way.
I like to think about interesting topics, such as the end of the world and Britney Spears. I am also partial to a round of slap and tickle, wherein I slap AND tickle - and you are left bruised and giggling uncontrollably.
Adieu.
My Kind of Partner
Someone that totally rocks my mind and gives me that 'Yes' feeling.
Favourite Movies
The horror genre needs a giant bitch slap; Saw VI?!
The comedy genre is utterly shallow and cliched.
The action genre is...
Favourite Music
I adore pop and pop culture. I am not exclusive to pop music; there have been rare occasions when other genres have piqued my interest. I equally adore musical numbers, including the odd show tune. Pop can be brilliantly deceptive.
Favourite TV Shows
I cannot stand Australian television.
I will rarely laugh at a situation comedy.
Pushing Daisies should have never been cancelled. Big mistake
Favourite Books
A good book is a book that from the very first words, of the very first sentence of the very first chapter, yanks the mind from it's humble habitat and launches it to an entire new level of existence. A good book doesn't mention coffee, or high school or marriage.
Favourite Food
Something delicious.