I'm probably not going to get any hits here, but I'm just looking for a casual "friend". Don't care if anything happens really, if it does, well cool. I'm comfortable doing what I'm doing now, looking for a bit of fun in my pretty vanilla life. I am attached, so I just want a "chat/hangout" buddy at first. Let's see what happens after that. I'm not interested in a wham-bam thank you one night stand kinda thing. Whatever happens is gotta be discreet and just a bit of fun for us both. Innocent first and whatever next. Can you dig it?

Fun to talk to. Must bathe more than twice a week. Must have all your teeth. Must not be on parole. Jks jks jks.

Looking for variety, spice, and a bit of fun. I'm not available all the time, so you don't have to be either. You should have good hygiene of course, and be able to maintain an intelligent conversation. You will tease me as much as I tease you and have a witty (maybe twisted) personality.